thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab

thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

nuttedsohard:

i feel so bad for everyone that can’t handle spicy food

blueklectic:

If you seem like you don’t wanna be bothered Imma leave you alone until you hit me up

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell