It’s 2014 and ppl still don’t know that drake literally is saving the world everyday just by existing
today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
interviewer: Why r u such a hoe
Me: Because it’s so much fun, Jan!
i don’t know ariana grande but i feel like she talks shit about me behind my back
being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying